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Who are you?

Who are you in your soul and what is your purpose on this earth? Just kidding! I just need your name.

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Tell me something weird about you:

Do you have a third nipple like Chandler? Have a strange fear of whales or peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

Who sent you?

Was it that weird guy at Subway? Liam Neeson? Oh your friend recommended me?? That's so nice! I should get some friends.

On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being "so much I could die", how much do you want to work with me?

If it's not at least a 10, just know I'm sensitive and will probably cry for a minimum of 20 minutes.

Of all the photographers out there, why do you want to work with little ole' me?

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Do you believe in equality for all pizza?

Yes! All pizza deserves love regardless of toppings!

No. Pineapple does NOT belong on pizza and I won't support it.

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